What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 04:03
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever